Taza: No Suelto Palabrotas
No escupo groserías. Las enuncio. Claramente, deliberadamente y con la dicción de una mujer que significa cada sílaba.
Esta taza con groserías corrige la forma de expresarlas. El vocabulario es colorido, pero la pronunciación es impecable. Los estándares importan.
Para quién es:
- La malhablada elocuente con perfecta articulación
- El regalo para la amiga cuyas palabras de cuatro letras tienen consonantes nítidas
- Cualquiera que necesite una taza de “no escupo groserías” con clase
- La refinada. Sucia. Simultáneamente.
Hecha para quienes juran como si fuera un discurso formal. Las palabras caen justo donde se apuntan, y el té se mantiene caliente durante todo el discurso.
Lo que obtienes:
- Cerámica blanca de 15 oz, lo suficientemente grande para importar
- Apta para microondas y lavavajillas
- Impreso en EE. UU.
- Un regalo que realmente usará
Escupir: nunca. Enunciar: siempre. Elegancia: intacta.
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