Your Birth Certificate Is An Apology From The Condom Factory Tee
Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory. Not for every occasion. Perfect for the ones that need a warning label.
Who it’s for: Roast masters, sibling energy, and gift-givers who already know the recipient can take a joke.
- Soft everyday cotton-feel fabric
- Flattering relaxed fit
- Sizes S–3XL
- Wash cold inside out
Wear it for: girls’ nights, costume-adjacent humor, and “we’re that friend group” hangouts. Not a board meeting shirt. You’ve been told.
Soft tee, sharp roast. Free shipping on orders over $50.
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Quality is solid, design is hilarious. Win-win.
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