Milestone Birthday Soy Candle – "YOU CAN CROSS 'DYING YOUNG' OFF YOUR LIST"
The Milestone Birthday Soy Candle is a witty 9oz hand-poured coconut apricot wax jar candle crafted for milestone birthdays, over-the-hill celebrations, and humorous friend gifts. Featuring the elegant editorial serif quote "YOU CAN CROSS ‘DYING YOUNG’ OFF YOUR LIST OF STUFF TO WORRY ABOUT", this clean-burning amber glass candle delivers dark birthday humor with effortless style.
Aging is inevitable, but stressing over it is optional. Bring big laughs to their 30th, 40th, 50th, or retirement celebration with a hilarious candle that celebrates surviving another trip around the sun.
Perfect For:
- Milestone 30th, 40th, 50th, and 60th birthday parties and gag gifts
- Friends, siblings, and coworkers who appreciate dry, sarcastic humor
- Birthday party centerpieces, bar carts, and cozy bedside nightstands
Candle Details:
- 9oz amber glass jar with reusable screw-top lid
- Hand-poured vegan coconut apricot wax blend crafted in the USA
- Lead & zinc-free cotton wick offering a clean burn up to 20 hours
- Eco-friendly, paraben-free, phthalate-free, and synthetic dye-free
Free shipping on all US orders over $50.
Choose options
Why do people love us? Let them explain.
This made me laugh out loud. Bought two more.
The sass level is chef’s kiss.
Says what I’m thinking, but cuter.
Quality is solid, design is hilarious. Win-win.
My friend cried laughing when I gave her this.
This made me laugh out loud. Bought two more.
The sass level is chef’s kiss.
Says what I’m thinking, but cuter.
Quality is solid, design is hilarious. Win-win.
My friend cried laughing when I gave her this.
My new favorite mug. I refuse to share it.
Cute, snarky, and weirdly empowering.
Bought this for my sister. Now I want one too.
It’s like they crawled into my brain and turned my thoughts into merch.
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you need this.
My new favorite mug. I refuse to share it.
Cute, snarky, and weirdly empowering.
Bought this for my sister. Now I want one too.
It’s like they crawled into my brain and turned my thoughts into merch.
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you need this.