Sarcastic Retro Shirt – "Why Take The High Road"
This sarcastic retro shirt is a soft garment-dyed short-sleeve tee printed with Why Take The High Road for days when the scenic route is overrated.
It is attitude with vintage lettering, not a lecture.
Perfect For:
- Snarky everyday outfits
- Gag gifts for the friend who never takes the high road
- Casual weekends that need a little bite
Shirt Details:
- 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed
- Relaxed fit
- Sizes S–3XL
- Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
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