Why Is Being Alive So Expensive Tee
- Divine softness with sass: Ultra-soft fabric, perfect for embracing your multifaceted nature.
- Effortlessly stylish: Pair with jeans for a casual, laid-back look or leggings for a sporty look.
- Flawlessly relaxed fit: Designed to keep you comfortable and stylish, our sweatshirt's roomy fit ensures you feel fabulous in any situation.
- Size range for all: Available in sizes S-3XL
- Breezy care instructions: Keep your statement sweatshirt looking fresh by machine washing cold, inside out, and tumble dryin
Why Is Being Alive So Expensive – Women’s Statement T-Shirt
Breathing? $0. Existing? Somehow $300 a week and rising. This tee is for the women doing mental math every time they blink—because apparently, simply being alive now comes with a price tag.
Soft, snarky, and painfully relatable, this shirt captures the modern struggle of keeping up with rent, groceries, gas, and your sanity. Whether you're budgeting with a calculator and a prayer or just embracing the absurdity of it all, this tee gets it.
Why You’ll Love It:
✔️ Ridiculously Soft Fabric – Because financial stress shouldn’t come with itchy shirts
✔️ Relaxed, Flattering Fit – Made for comfort when your budget isn’t
✔️ Clever, Honest Print – A wearable sigh for everyone who’s just trying to make it
✔️ Everyday Versatility – Pairs perfectly with jeans, sarcasm, and financial dread
For the women wondering how it got this expensive to simply exist—this tee is your relatable, wearable reality check.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
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