Too Young To Retire Too Poor To Quit Too Fat To Strip Tee

$29.97 $35

Not sold in stores.

  • Divine softness with sass: Ultra-soft fabric, perfect for embracing your multifaceted nature.
  • Effortlessly stylish: Pair with jeans for a casual, laid-back look or leggings for a sporty look.
  • Flawlessly relaxed fit: Designed to keep you comfortable and stylish, our sweatshirt's roomy fit ensures you feel fabulous in any situation.
  • Size range for all: Available in sizes S-3XL
  • Breezy care instructions: Keep your statement sweatshirt looking fresh by machine washing cold, inside out, and tumble dryin

Embrace life’s quirks with our “Too Young to Retire, Too Poor to Quit, Too Fat to Strip” T-shirt! This fun and fearless top is perfect for anyone who’s navigating the ups and downs of life with a hearty dose of humor. Whether you’re at a casual brunch or just chilling at home, this shirt is sure to spark smiles and start conversations.

Crafted from soft, high-quality material, it offers all-day comfort and durability, making it a staple for any wardrobe. The relaxed fit ensures you can move freely, reflecting the easy-going vibe of the message itself.

Wear it as a cheeky statement or a personal motto; either way, this T-shirt is perfect for those who don’t take life too seriously but still want to make a stylish impact.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
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