Funny Gift Soy Candle – "The Calming Scent Of Escaping The Sh-t Show"
The Calming Scent Of Escaping The Sh-t Show soy candle is a funny gift jar candle with the original exit-plan label on the front. A desk or housewarming gift for anyone whose week already needed a door.
A sarcastic soy candle for coworker farewells, new-job nights, and any room that already earned a reset.
Perfect For:
- Coworkers, besties, and anyone leaving a mess behind
- Farewell gifts, new-job surprises, and just-because drops
- Desks, nightstands, and weekend reset nights
Candle Details:
- Soy wax jar candle
- Original escaping-the-sh-t-show print
- Scent options as listed on the product
- Trim wick and burn on a heat-safe surface
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Quality is solid, design is hilarious. Win-win.
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