The Calming Scent Of Escaping the Sh-t Show Gift Candle
When you just need to close your laptop, light a candle, and let the chaos burn off outside.
The Calming Scent of Escaping the Shit Show is designed for those moments when adulting has officially hit max capacity. Whether it was an endless email chain, a group project gone wrong, or just Tuesday, this hand-poured soy candle brings instant peace and a well-deserved laugh to any room.
- Size: 9 oz jar (approx. 50+ hour burn time)
- Wax: 100% natural soy wax blend with premium fragrance oils
- Wick: 100% cotton wick for a clean, even burn
- Vibe: Relatable, calming, and 100% judgment-free
- Hand-poured: Made with care in small batches
Great for: Coworker farewells, promotion gifts, bestie care packages, office secret Santa, or keeping on your own desk for immediate mood reset. Free shipping on all orders over $50!
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