"TEARS OF OPPOSING COUNSEL" – Funny Lawyer Scented Candle
The Funny Lawyer Scented Candle is a sharp 9oz hand-poured coconut apricot wax jar candle made for attorneys, law school graduates, and humorous courtroom milestones. Featuring bold modern sans-serif typography stating "TEARS OF OPPOSING COUNSEL – Smell the crisp and fresh aroma of 100% rival attorney brine", this clean-burning amber glass candle delivers triumphant legal humor with effortless confidence.
After conquering brutal depositions, courtroom trials, and marathon brief drafting, light this candle to celebrate another well-earned victory.
Perfect For:
- Law school graduation gifts, passing the bar exam celebrations, and attorney promotions
- Trial lawyers, prosecutors, defense attorneys, and paralegals with a dark sense of humor
- Law firm office desks, conference rooms, and home bookshelves
Candle Details:
- 9oz amber glass vessel with protective screw-on lid
- Vegan coconut apricot soy wax blend hand-poured in the USA
- Clean cotton wick providing an even, soot-free burn up to 20 hours
- Non-toxic, lead & zinc-free, paraben-free, and phthalate-free
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