Short Queen Sassy Graphic Top – \"Tall Enough For Your Shins\" Boxing Possum Shirt
Fierce short-stature humor graphic top featuring an enraged cartoon possum laced into red boxing gloves ready to throw down with the print quote "TALL ENOUGH FOR YOUR SHINS".
For anyone who lacks vertical reach but makes up for it in unhinged defense and pure chaos. Built for days when you need to let people know that just because you are eye-level with the kitchen counter does not mean you will not swing.
Perfect For:
- Petite women and short queens with a spicy temper
- Casual weekend hangouts, game nights, and everyday errands
- Gifting your feistiest friend who punches above their weight class
Graphic Top Details:
- 100% ring-spun cotton for structured, breathable all-day comfort
- Garment-dyed vintage wash with relaxed, everyday unisex fit
- Sizes S through 3XL
- Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low
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