Smells Like The Tears Of My Mahjong Opponents Candle
Victory tastes sweet, but it smells even better.
Smells Like The Tears Of My Mahjong Opponents is the ultimate cheeky candle for game night champion ladies. Hand-poured with natural soy wax, this candle sets the mood for tile-slapping wins and lighthearted rivalry around the table.
- Size: 9 oz glass jar (approx. 50+ hour burn time)
- Wax: 100% natural soy wax blend with premium fragrance oils
- Wick: 100% cotton wick for a clean burn
- Vibe: Competitive, playful, and 100% victorious
Great for: Mahjong club host gifts, game night prizes, birthday presents for card and tile players, or showing off on your coffee table. Free shipping over $50!
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