Funny Dog Mom Scented Soy Candle – "Smells Like The Opposite Of German Shorthaired Pointer Farts"
The "Smells Like The Opposite Of German Shorthaired Pointer Farts" scented soy candle is an aromatic 9oz jar candle crafted to bring fresh, relaxing fragrance to any dog lover's living space.
Every German Shorthaired Pointer parent knows the breed brings endless energy, loyal companionship, and uniquely lethal room-clearing moments. Light this premium soy candle whenever your handsome bird dog has made the living room uninhabitable.
Perfect For:
- German Shorthaired Pointer moms, dads, and hunting dog families
- Lighthearted housewarming and birthday gifts for dog lovers
- Freshening up living rooms, entryways, home offices, and bedrooms
Candle Details:
- 100% natural soy wax blend with premium fragrance oils
- Clear 9oz glass jar with black metal screw-top lid
- 50 to 60 hours of clean, slow burn time
- Lead-free cotton wick; hand-poured in the USA
Free shipping on all US orders over $50.
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