Smells Like Sober As F'ck Candle – Sobriety Milestone Soy Jar
The Smells Like Sober As F'ck candle is a hand-poured 9oz soy wax jar candle designed for recovery milestones, sobriety anniversaries, and honoring clear-headed living.
Hand-crafted with natural soy wax and clean cotton wicks, this candle brings uplifting aroma and honest celebration to proud sober journeys.
Perfect For:
- Sobriety anniversaries, AA chip milestones, and clean living achievements
- Supportive gifts for sponsors, sponsees, friends, and family members
- Peaceful self-care rituals, meditation spaces, and daily living room ambiance
Candle Details:
- 100% natural soy wax blend poured in a reusable 9oz glass vessel (7.5oz net wax)
- Clean, long-lasting 50-60 hour burn time with lead-free cotton wick
- Crafted in the USA with phthalate-free premium fragrance oils
- Always trim wick to 1/4 inch before burning for clean, even melt pool
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