Sarcastic Fall Aromatherapy Candle – "SHOVE A PUMPKIN UP MY ASS"
The Sarcastic Fall Aromatherapy Candle is an unfiltered 9oz hand-poured coconut apricot wax jar candle crafted for autumn enthusiasts, Halloween parties, and humorous seasonal gifting. Highlighting the bold all-caps declaration "SHOVE A PUMPKIN UP MY ASS & CALL ME SPOOKY", this clean-burning amber glass candle brings hilarious chaotic energy to your fall setup.
When basic pumpkin spice just doesn’t cut it, this bold candle tells everyone exactly how fully committed you are to spooky season.
Perfect For:
- Fall home decor, Halloween housewarming parties, and group-chat gift exchanges
- Autumn lovers with a dark, sarcastic sense of humor
- Coffee tables, porch party setups, and cozy living room side tables
Candle Details:
- 9oz amber glass jar with snug twist-on lid
- Vegan coconut apricot wax blend hand-poured in the USA
- Clean-burning lead & zinc-free cotton wick offering up to 20 hours of burn time
- Eco-friendly, non-toxic, and free of phthalates and synthetic dyes
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