New Home Moving Scented Jar Candle – "you should have moved closer to me, but congrats anyways"
A witty long-distance friendship and moving gift candle featuring the heartfelt message "you should have moved closer to me, but congrats anyways" in a warm amber glass jar.
When someone you love buys a house or packs up a moving truck, you celebrate their milestone while making sure they know they chose the wrong zip code. Hand-poured with a clean vegan coconut soy wax blend and pure cotton wicks, this candle delivers cozy home fragrance with honest best friend energy.
Perfect For:
- Long-distance best friends and family moving to a new home or city
- Funny housewarming and new home closing gifts
- Going-away parties and farewell keepsakes for favorite neighbors
Candle Details:
- Eco-friendly vegan coconut soy wax blend
- Poured in a warm amber glass jar with a black twist-off lid and cotton wick
- Available in 4oz and 9oz sizes
- Hand-poured in the USA with premium fragrance oils
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