"I'd Burn This Place Down If You Didn't Work Here" – Funny Coworker Soy Candle
The Coworker Farewell Soy Candle is a witty 9oz hand-poured coconut apricot wax jar candle made for work besties, office farewells, and funny coworker appreciation gifts. Featuring the bold block print "I'd burn this place down if you didn't work here.", this clean-burning amber glass candle brings laugh-out-loud humor to any desk or cubicle.
Work is infinitely better when your favorite coworker is by your side, making this the ultimate send-off gift, work anniversary treat, or secret Santa surprise that says what everyone is already thinking.
Perfect For:
- Coworker farewells, job promotions, and office goodbye gifts
- Work besties, cube neighbors, and sarcastic corporate humor lovers
- Desk decor, office gift exchanges, and hilarious workplace milestones
Candle Details:
- 9oz amber glass jar with reusable screw-top lid
- Eco-friendly vegan coconut apricot wax blend hand-poured in the USA
- Clean cotton wick offering an even, soot-free burn up to 20 hours
- Non-toxic, lead & zinc-free, paraben-free, and phthalate-free
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