"Smells Like You're A B*tch For Moving Away" – Moving Away Candle
The "Smells Like Sarah Is A B*tch For Moving Away" candle is a sassy personalized farewell soy jar candle featuring bold snarky lettering in an amber glass jar.
Infused with a hint of betrayal, a dash of farewell tears, and a whole lot of love, this candle softens long-distance goodbyes with unapologetic humor.
Perfect For:
- Going away parties, coworker farewells, and long-distance best friend moves
- New job relocations, cross-country moves, and roommate send-offs
- A hilarious keepsake that guarantees tears of laughter
Candle Details:
- 100% natural vegan soy coconut wax blend with cotton wick
- 9oz amber glass jar (approx. 7.5oz net wax weight)
- 50-60 hours of clean, slow burn time
- Hand-poured with premium non-toxic fragrance oils
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