Personalized Retired Tumbler – "Every Sip Tastes Like It's Not My Problem Anymore"
The personalized Every Sip Tastes Like It's Not My Problem Anymore retired tumbler is a custom insulated cup with the original off-the-clock punchline on the wrap. Add a name so the first sip already says retired.
A retirement drinkware gift for last-day parties, porch coffee, and any commute that already got cancelled.
Perfect For:
- Retirees, coworkers, and last-day besties
- Retirement parties, farewell gifts, and just-because drops
- Coffee, iced tea, and weekend porch sips
Tumbler Details:
- Insulated tumbler
- Personalized print as ordered
- Original not-my-problem retired line
- Hand wash recommended
Free shipping on all US orders over $50.
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