"Now Act Surprised Like You Didn't Know This Was Coming" – Sarcastic Gift Soy Candle
Scented soy candle in a 9oz amber glass jar featuring the sarcastic gift text Now Act Surprised Like You Didn't Know This Was Coming.
The ultimate self-aware present for the friend or sibling who picked out their own gift weeks ago.
Perfect For:
- Birthdays, Christmas gift exchanges, and white elephant parties
- Friends, sisters, and partners who explicitly asked for what they wanted
- Adding witty humor to mantels, side tables, and holiday displays
Candle Details:
- 100% natural vegan coconut soy wax blend hand-poured in the USA
- 9oz glass jar with black metal screw-on lid (2.80″ diameter × 3.50″ height)
- Lead-free cotton wick providing a clean, even 50–60 hour burn
- Phthalate-free premium fragrance oils for an inviting room-filling scent
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