Motherhood A Story About Cold Coffee Ceramic Mug 15 oz
Motherhood: a story about cold coffee. Poured hot at 7, rediscovered at 10, microwaved at noon, abandoned with dignity by 2.
This motherhood cold coffee mug tells the truest story in parenting literature. Every mom has lived this plot. Every chapter ends the same way.
Who this is for:
- The mom who reheats the same cup three times minimum
- The Mother's Day gift that earns the tired laugh of recognition
- Anyone needing a motherhood cold coffee mug that gets it
- Her. The author. Living the sequel daily.
Made for the interrupted sips. The baby cried, the toddler climbed, the coffee cooled. The love is warm even when the cup never is.
What you get:
- 15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter
- Microwave and dishwasher safe, which she will need
- Printed in the USA
- Makes a gift she will actually use
Story: motherhood. Coffee: cold. Heart: full anyway.
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