New Mom Baby Shower Scented Soy Candle – "look at you! having a kid and shit"
The "look at you! having a kid and shit" scented soy candle is an aromatic 9oz amber glass jar candle hand-poured with a vegan coconut soy wax blend, created for funny baby showers, new mom celebrations, and postpartum laughs.
Because bringing a tiny human into the world is absolute madness, and your bestie deserves a gift that celebrates her biggest milestone with unfiltered, loving sarcasm.
Perfect For:
- Hilarious baby shower gift baskets and new mom survival kits
- Surprising your best friend or sister on the arrival of her new baby
- Setting on the nursery dresser for a much-needed laugh during late-night feedings
Candle Details:
- 100% natural vegan coconut soy wax blend with premium fragrance oils
- Clear 9oz amber glass vessel with clean-burning cotton wick
- Approximately 50–60 hours of slow, even burn time
- Hand-poured in the USA; phthalate-free and non-toxic
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