Office Humor Soy Candle – "LET'S KEEP THE DUMBFUCKERY TO A MINIMUM TODAY"
Funny office soy candle featuring the full print LET'S KEEP THE DUMBFUCKERY TO A MINIMUM TODAY, a workday jar for desks that have already seen enough.
Light it before the first meeting. The label does the talking so you do not have to send the all-hands reminder yourself.
Perfect For:
- Coworker gag gifts and desk-day survival
- Work-from-home Mondays
- Anyone whose inbox is already a hazard
Candle Details:
- Hand-poured natural soy wax blend
- Cotton wick in amber or clear glass
- 4oz or 9oz jars
- Keep within sight; trim wick to 1/4 inch
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