Ever wish you could just send a message without saying a word? 🙋‍♀️ We get it—some days, your tee needs to say, “Jolene, you can HAVE him,” so you don’t have to. Life’s too short for boring shirts and even shorter for messy drama.

Meet your new favorite funny shirt: the Jolene You Can Have Him Tee. This isn’t just a statement—it’s a whole mood. Wrap yourself in all-day comfort while letting everyone know you’ve mastered the art of sassy self-care. With a wink of retro attitude and that perfect fit, this shirt’s about feeling confident, comfy, and oh-so-clever whenever you step out.

FEATURES & BENEFITS

👕 100% Ring-Spun Cotton – Soft, breathable, and feels like your favorite tee from day one

💃 Flattering Fit for Real Bodies – Not boxy, not tight—just right (even after tacos)

🇺🇸 Printed in the USA – Proudly made by our team

🧺 Machine-Washable Sass – Because laundry day shouldn’t ruin your vibe

📏 Available in Sizes S–3XL – Every body deserves to feel comfy and cute

Picture this: you’re meeting girlfriends for brunch, running errands with coffee in hand, or just need a little extra confidence (and attitude) on a Monday morning. The Jolene You Can Have Him Tee is the ultimate icebreaker and a hilarious gift for your sister, work bestie, or anyone who can appreciate unapologetic wit on cotton.

Loved by thousands of women who believe funny is flattering.

Ready to let your tee do the talking? Add this funny favorite to your cart now—because you deserve a shirt that’s as sharp and chic as you are!