I'm A Grown Woman And I Do What My Dog Wants Sweatshirt
You’re a grown woman. Your dog still runs the house. This sweatshirt is the official uniform of “yes, we can go outside again.”
Who it’s for: dog moms who know the leash is a shared custody agreement, and anyone whose calendar is built around walk times.
- Soft midweight fleece sweatshirt feel
- Relaxed cozy fit for errands and couch duty
- Sizes S–3XL
- Machine wash cold inside out; tumble dry low
Perfect for chilly morning walks, rainy-day lounging, and gifts for the friend who texts dog updates more than people updates.
Peachy Sunday cozy dog mom styles. Free shipping on orders over $50.
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