"If I had to hide a body you'd be the first person I'd call" – True Crime Bestie Soy Candle
The "If I had to hide a body you'd be the first person I'd call" scented soy candle is a witty 9oz vegan coconut soy wax candle in an amber glass jar, created for best friend birthdays, true crime enthusiasts, and ride-or-die sisterhood.
There are acquaintances, there are friends, and then there are the elite few who would grab a shovel without asking questions.
Perfect For:
- Birthday gifts for your ride-or-die bestie and soul sister
- Podcast-listening nights and true crime documentary marathons
- A darkly funny desk accent or bedside table companion
Candle Details:
- Vegan coconut soy wax blend paired with rich fragrance oils
- Reusable 9oz amber glass jar with clean-burning cotton wick
- 50–60 hours of fragrant, long-lasting burn
- Handcrafted in small batches across the USA
Free shipping on all US orders over $50.
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