• Divine softness with sass: Ultra-soft fabric, perfect for embracing your multifaceted nature.
• Effortlessly stylish: Pair with jeans for a casual, laid-back look or leggings for a sporty look.
• Flawlessly relaxed fit: Designed to keep you comfortable and stylish, our sweatshirt's roomy fit ensures you feel fabulous in any situation.
• Size range for all: Available in sizes S-3XL
• Breezy care instructions: Keep your statement sweatshirt looking fresh by machine washing cold, inside out, and tumble dryin

If I Don’t Turn It Into a Joke, It Will Destroy Me – Women’s Statement T-Shirt

When life hands you trauma, anxiety, and an existential crisis before noon—you cope the only way that actually works: with a punchline. This tee is for the women who’ve mastered the art of laughing through the chaos, masking the meltdown, and turning pain into perfectly timed sarcasm.

Soft, sharp, and painfully relatable, this shirt doesn’t just say it—it is the joke. Whether you’re the funny friend, the queen of deflection, or just trying to make it through the week with humor as your armor, this tee gets it. You’re not avoiding it. You’re surviving it—with style.

Why You’ll Love It:
✔️ Ultra-Soft Fabric – Soothing for both your skin and your nervous system
✔️ Relaxed, Flattering Fit – Comfortably holds your coping mechanism
✔️ Clever, Raw Print – For the emotionally unhinged, yet hilarious
✔️ Everyday Comic Relief Style – Pairs perfectly with dark humor, deep thoughts, and a second cup of coffee

For the women who laugh so they don’t cry—this tee is your emotional support outfit.

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