I Would Like My Straight Jacket In Hot Pink & My Helmet To Sparkle Sweatshirt
If you're going to unravel, you might as well do it in style. Specifically, hot pink. With sparkle.
This sweatshirt is for every woman who has fully accepted that she operates at a frequency most people find baffling, and has decided that's actually a feature. Wear it as a badge, a warning, or a compliment to yourself.
- Soft, cozy fleece sweatshirt fabric, made for everyday wear
- Relaxed fit, roomy without being shapeless
- Sizes S–3XL
- Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low
Great for casual days, cozy nights, or any occasion where you want to make your personality very, very clear. Also makes a fantastic gift for your most wonderfully chaotic friends.
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