I Tried Starting A Day Without Coffee Ceramic Mug 15 oz
The experiment has concluded. The results were disturbing. Science says never again, and this mug agrees in writing.
This funny coffee mug documents the failed trial run: one day without coffee, zero days recommended. The quote does the storytelling, the 15 ounces do the prevention.
Who this is for:
- The coffee drinker who tried quitting once, briefly, regrettably
- The office gift that gets an immediate knowing laugh
- Anyone needing a funny coffee mug with survivor energy
- The morning warrior. Lesson learned. Cup refilled.
Made for the daily do-over. Every morning is another chance to not repeat the mistake, and this mug holds enough insurance to guarantee it.
What you get:
- 15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Printed in the USA
- Makes a gift they will actually use
Experiment: failed. Coffee: reinstated. Balance: restored.
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This made me laugh out loud. Bought two more.
The sass level is chef’s kiss.
Says what I’m thinking, but cuter.
Quality is solid, design is hilarious. Win-win.
My friend cried laughing when I gave her this.
This made me laugh out loud. Bought two more.
The sass level is chef’s kiss.
Says what I’m thinking, but cuter.
Quality is solid, design is hilarious. Win-win.
My friend cried laughing when I gave her this.
My new favorite mug. I refuse to share it.
Cute, snarky, and weirdly empowering.
Bought this for my sister. Now I want one too.
It’s like they crawled into my brain and turned my thoughts into merch.
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you need this.
My new favorite mug. I refuse to share it.
Cute, snarky, and weirdly empowering.
Bought this for my sister. Now I want one too.
It’s like they crawled into my brain and turned my thoughts into merch.
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you need this.