• Divine softness with sass: Ultra-soft fabric, perfect for embracing your multifaceted nature.
• Effortlessly stylish: Pair with jeans for a casual, laid-back look or leggings for a sporty look.
• Flawlessly relaxed fit: Designed to keep you comfortable and stylish, our sweatshirt's roomy fit ensures you feel fabulous in any situation.
• Size range for all: Available in sizes S-3XL
• Breezy care instructions: Keep your statement sweatshirt looking fresh by machine washing cold, inside out, and tumble dryin

Product Description:

For those who prefer cardio of the emotional kind, this women's statement t-shirt says it like it is: "I Stay In Shape By Running From My Problems."

Equal parts honest and hilarious, this tee captures the spirit of anyone who handles life’s chaos with a dash of humor and a quick getaway. Whether it's dodging awkward conversations, sidestepping responsibilities, or simply escaping the group chat drama—this shirt gets it.

Made from soft, breathable fabric, it’s the perfect uniform for your daily sprint away from overthinking, decision-making, or just Mondays. Relatable, witty, and effortlessly bold—just like you. Wear it proudly, because avoidance has never looked this good.

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