I Panic At a Lot of Other Places Besides The Disco Tee
I panic at a lot of other places besides the disco. The parking lot. The group text. The moment someone says “quick question.”
For anxious women who still show up, still make jokes, and would like a shirt that tells on them first.
- Soft ring-spun cotton (heather blends may include polyester)
- Flattering everyday fit
- Sizes S–3XL
- Machine wash cold, inside out
Therapy-adjacent humor, bestie gift, or your own Tuesday uniform.
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