I Like Murder Shows Comfy Clothes And Maybe 3 People Tee
I like murder shows, comfy clothes, and maybe 3 people. That’s the social battery full stop. Soft tee for true-crime nights and low-contact weekends.
Who it’s for: Introverts, true-crime fans, and anyone whose ideal Friday is a blanket and a documentary that ruins sleep.
- 100% soft ring-spun cotton (fiber may vary by color)
- True-to-size everyday fit
- Sizes S–3XL
- Gets softer every wash; DTG printed with care
Wear / gift for: couch seasons, bestie gifts, and “don’t invite me to large parties” energy.
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