Everyday Casual Top – "I Lied I Won't Be Ready In Five Minutes"
The "I Lied I Won't Be Ready In Five Minutes" casual top is a garment-dyed heavyweight tee for the person who needs more time, every time.
Honest branding for getting-ready delays, group texts, and the partner waiting by the door.
Perfect For:
- Weekend plans that start 20 minutes late
- Gifts for sisters and best friends who run on their own clock
- Everyday errands when the joke is already true
T-Shirt Details:
- 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed, 6.1 oz
- Relaxed unisex fit
- Sizes S–3XL
- Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low
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