Funny Expecting Mom Soy Candle – \"I Hope You Don't Poop During Labor\"
Bring unvarnished humor and genuine relief to new mom milestones with this hilarious hand-poured candle featuring the unfiltered wish: "I Hope You Don't Poop During Labor."
The ultimate honest gift for baby showers, pregnant best friends, and expectant mothers, this 9oz amber glass candle breaks through pregnancy stress with authentic belly laughs and soothing aromatherapy.
Perfect For:
- Hilarious baby shower gifts and expecting mom care packages
- Push presents from best friends, sisters, and labor support squads
- Relieving third-trimester tension and hospital bag prep anxiety
Soy Candle Details:
- Vegan coconut soy wax blend hand-poured with love in the USA
- Housed in a 9oz amber glass apothecary jar with black screw-on lid
- Lead-free cotton wick delivering 50-60 hours of clean, fragrant burn
- Phthalate-free soothing scents to keep labor and delivery vibes calm
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