I honestly just want 1 drink. But if God wants me to have 4, then 22 it is. The intention was modest. The theology is flexible. The evening has been handed over to a higher authority.

This I honestly just want one drink mug documents the negotiation between intention and divine intervention. She came with a plan. God had notes. The notes won.

Who this is for:

• The woman whose drinking plans are frequently upgraded by forces beyond her control
• The gag gift for the friend who started with one and finished at 22 by God's apparent design
• Anyone needing an if God wants me to have 22 then 22 it is mug
• The faithful. To the plan. And to the upgrade. Both.

Made for the evenings that started with one and arrived somewhere between 4 and 22 because apparently that's what was intended all along. The original plan: modest. The outcome: God's call.

What you get:

• 15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter
• Microwave and dishwasher safe
• Printed in the USA
• Makes a gift she will actually use

Plan: 1 drink. God's plan: 22. She: faithful to both.