Dark Comedy Spooky Season Graphic Tee – "I FULLY INTEND TO HAUNT PEOPLE WHEN I DIE I HAVE A LIST"
Distressed dark humor graphic tee tailored in ultra-soft ring-spun cotton with bold vintage typography reading, "I FULLY INTEND TO HAUNT PEOPLE WHEN I DIE I HAVE A LIST."
Some people plan on resting in peace, while others keep a detailed agenda of creative afterlife visits. Designed with a comfortably broken-in feel that looks right at home layered under cardigans, flannel shirts, or leather jackets all spooky season long.
Perfect For:
- Halloween enthusiasts, ghost lovers, and fans of cozy autumn gothic style
- Petty humor enthusiasts who never forget a slight and laugh about it
- Everyday casual wear with dark denim, combat boots, or loungewear
T-Shirt Details:
- 100% ring-spun cotton (athletic heather and mauve include poly blend)
- Comfortable lightweight 4.2 oz fabric with durable shoulder taping
- Unisex relaxed silhouette in sizes S through 3XL
- Easy care: wash cold inside out and tumble dry low
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