



I Farted That's As Close To Giving Tee

- Divine softness with sass: Ultra-soft fabric, perfect for embracing your multifaceted nature.
- Effortlessly stylish: Pair with jeans for a casual, laid-back look or leggings for a sporty look.
- Flawlessly relaxed fit: Designed to keep you comfortable and stylish, our sweatshirt's roomy fit ensures you feel fabulous in any situation.
- Size range for all: Available in sizes S-3XL
- Breezy care instructions: Keep your statement sweatshirt looking fresh by machine washing cold, inside out, and tumble dryin
I Farted… That’s As Close As I’m Getting to Giving – Women’s Statement T-Shirt
Generosity comes in many forms… just maybe not this one. This I Farted… That’s As Close As I’m Getting to Giving t-shirt is for those who bring humor wherever they go—whether people like it or not. Perfect for anyone who prefers to keep their “gifts” simple and unexpected, this tee is guaranteed to get a few laughs (and maybe a few side-eyes).
Made from soft, breathable fabric, it’s great for casual wear, laid-back hangouts, or as the ultimate conversation starter. A hilarious gift for the unapologetically blunt, this shirt is a fun way to let the world know you’re giving what you can—just don’t expect much more.
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
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