I Don't Make Mistakes I Date Them Tee
Not mistakes. Learning experiences with very poor judgment. But you already knew that.
For the woman who has looked back at her romantic history, laughed, and decided to frame it as a character-building exercise, this tee is essentially a memoir. A very soft, wearable memoir.
- Soft ring-spun cotton, comfortable from morning to night
- Flattering everyday fit, not boxy
- Sizes S–3XL
- DTG printed with care; machine wash cold, inside out
Perfect for girls' night, brunch, a casual Saturday, or gifting to that friend who could fill a book with her stories and probably should. Also works as a celebration tee for someone who finally, finally got it right.
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The sass level is chef’s kiss.
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Quality is solid, design is hilarious. Win-win.
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