I Don't Know How To Flirt But I Can Make Things Awkward If You're Into That Tee
Smooth? Never met her. This tee is for the socially self-aware queen of “you too” when the waiter says enjoy your meal.
Who it’s for: awkward flirts, overthinkers, and friends who turn cringe into a love language.
- Super-soft fabric you’ll hide in after weird small talk
- Relaxed flattering fit
- Sizes S–3XL
- Witty print that works as an icebreaker (ironically)
Gift for: dating-app survivors, first-day-at-work nerves, or anyone whose wave has three stages of regret.
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This made me laugh out loud. Bought two more.
The sass level is chef’s kiss.
Says what I’m thinking, but cuter.
Quality is solid, design is hilarious. Win-win.
My friend cried laughing when I gave her this.
This made me laugh out loud. Bought two more.
The sass level is chef’s kiss.
Says what I’m thinking, but cuter.
Quality is solid, design is hilarious. Win-win.
My friend cried laughing when I gave her this.
My new favorite mug. I refuse to share it.
Cute, snarky, and weirdly empowering.
Bought this for my sister. Now I want one too.
It’s like they crawled into my brain and turned my thoughts into merch.
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you need this.
My new favorite mug. I refuse to share it.
Cute, snarky, and weirdly empowering.
Bought this for my sister. Now I want one too.
It’s like they crawled into my brain and turned my thoughts into merch.
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you need this.