I Don't Drink Just Drugs For Me Thanks Sweatshirt
I don't drink, just drugs for me thanks. It is a joke about the vitamin drawer, the prescription bottle, and the night you chose Advil over a cocktail.
For friends who will get it immediately and for everyone else who will look slightly worried. That is the point.
- Soft cozy fleece blend
- Relaxed everyday fit
- Sizes S–3XL
- Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble low
Best as a bestie gift, recovery-adjacent dark humor, or your own couch uniform.
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The sass level is chef’s kiss.
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Quality is solid, design is hilarious. Win-win.
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