New Home Celebration Scented Candle – "Holy Shit You Bought A House"
The New Home Celebration Scented Candle is a hand-poured 9oz coconut apricot wax jar candle crafted for new homeowners, first-time buyers, and memorable housewarming celebrations. Featuring the bold milestone greeting "Holy Shit You Bought A House", this comforting glass jar candle welcomes friends into their new space with warmth and excitement.
Buying a home in today's housing market is a massive achievement worthy of celebration. Help them banish moving-box scent and settle into their sanctuary in style.
Perfect For:
- First-time home buyers, newlyweds moving in, and relocating besties
- Housewarming parties, client closing gifts from realtors, and apartment upgrades
- New kitchen counters, entryway credenzas, and unpacked living rooms
Candle Details:
- 9oz amber glass jar with reusable screw-top lid
- Vegan coconut apricot soy wax blend hand-poured with care in the USA
- Clean cotton wick providing an even, soot-free burn up to 20 hours
- Eco-friendly, non-toxic, lead & zinc-free with no phthalates or synthetic dyes
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