"HAPPY NEW HOME HOPE YOUR NEIGHBORS AREN'T ASSHOLES" – Funny Housewarming Soy Candle
The "HAPPY NEW HOME HOPE YOUR NEIGHBORS AREN'T ASSHOLES" funny housewarming soy candle is an aromatic 9oz vegan coconut soy wax candle in an amber glass jar, made for new homeowners, apartment leases, and neighborhood relocations.
Between packing boxes, escrow stress, and painting walls, the only real prayer every new homeowner shares is getting neighbors who keep their drama to themselves.
Perfect For:
- First-time home buyer congratulations gifts and realtor closing baskets
- Apartment housewarming parties with best friends and family
- Adding warmth and witty humor to an entryway console or kitchen counter
Candle Details:
- Natural vegan coconut soy wax blend with premium phthalate-free fragrance
- Classic 9oz amber glass container with cotton wick
- 50–60 hours of soot-free burn time
- Hand-poured in small batches in the USA
Free shipping on all US orders over $50.
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