"fuck you- leaving me (I will miss you so much)" – Sarcastic Coworker Farewell Jar Candle
The "fuck you- leaving me (I will miss you so much)" scented jar candle is a handcrafted 9oz vegan coconut soy candle poured in an amber glass jar, designed for coworker farewells, job promotions, and bittersweet goodbyes.
When your favorite work bestie dares to abandon you in the office, this candle delivers the exact blend of aggressive resentment and genuine heartbreak you both feel.
Perfect For:
- Coworker farewell desk parties and going-away happy hours
- Work besties who are moving on to a new company or retiring
- Unfiltered goodbye gifts for long-distance friends moving across the country
Candle Details:
- 100% natural vegan coconut soy wax blend with premium fragrance oils
- 9oz amber glass vessel with clean-burning lead-free cotton wick
- 50–60 hours of relaxing burn time
- Hand-poured in the USA; paraffin-free and non-toxic
Free shipping on all US orders over $50.
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