Don't Be A Douche Tee
A public service announcement, but make it cotton. This tee is for women who prefer clear boundaries and cleaner vibes.
Who it's for: blunt besties, party hosts with standards, and gift shoppers who want a simple punchline that lands.
- Soft cotton-feel everyday tee
- True-to-size fit, S–3XL
- Easy to dress up or down
- Machine wash gentle; tumble dry low
Wear it for: casual nights out, weekend plans, and "we both know who this is for" gifts.
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This made me laugh out loud. Bought two more.
The sass level is chef’s kiss.
Says what I’m thinking, but cuter.
Quality is solid, design is hilarious. Win-win.
My friend cried laughing when I gave her this.
This made me laugh out loud. Bought two more.
The sass level is chef’s kiss.
Says what I’m thinking, but cuter.
Quality is solid, design is hilarious. Win-win.
My friend cried laughing when I gave her this.
My new favorite mug. I refuse to share it.
Cute, snarky, and weirdly empowering.
Bought this for my sister. Now I want one too.
It’s like they crawled into my brain and turned my thoughts into merch.
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you need this.
My new favorite mug. I refuse to share it.
Cute, snarky, and weirdly empowering.
Bought this for my sister. Now I want one too.
It’s like they crawled into my brain and turned my thoughts into merch.
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you need this.