Divorgasn The High You Get From your Freshly Signed Divorce Papers Tee
Not sold in stores.
- High-quality cotton blend ensures comfort, durability, and a tee that stays soft wash after wash.
- Versatile style pairs well with jeans for a casual look or dress it up under a blazer.
- True to size with a range from S to 3XL, ensuring a perfect fit for every unique body.
- Gentle machine wash and tumble dry low extends the life of your tee, maintaining its vibrant design.
- Humorous, bold design serves as an ice-breaker, making it a great choice for social gatherings.
Introducing the tee that captures that post-divorce euphoria: the "Divorgasm" shirt. Ever felt the exhilaration, that rush, when you finally sign those divorce papers? Like the first bite of freedom-infused chocolate or the liberating breeze of a no-strings-attached road trip? Problem: society expects the newly-divorced to wallow. But between us, why wallow when you can celebrate? Solution: the "Divorgasm" tee. It's sassy, dripping with sarcasm, and embodies the high of reclaiming your narrative. Throw it on and feel the invigorating zing of independence. Because sometimes, the end is just a fabulous new beginning. And who knew freedom could be this fashionable? Toast to the future, and let the world know you've never felt better! πΎππ
Size guide
Β | LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) |
S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
