"Diet Cunt" – Sarcastic Parody Fleece Crewneck Sweatshirt
The Diet Cunt sweatshirt is a cozy fleece pullover crewneck sweater designed for comfortable cold-weather layering.
Featuring a hilarious retro parody soda print that delivers unfiltered dark humor for friends who love bold satire.
Perfect For:
- Adult humor lovers, cheeky night outs, and bachelorette weekend loungewear
- Unique novelty gift for fearless besties with an unapologetic sense of humor
- Pairing with high-waisted black jeans, sneakers, and casual outerwear
Sweatshirt Details:
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend with air-jet spun yarn for ultra-soft fleece feel
- Classic, relaxed unisex fit with 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
- Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
- Easy care: machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low
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