Bathroom Humor Soy Candle – "My Cyclospora Support Candle"
This 9oz soy jar candle is a dark-humor gag gift with the label My Cyclospora support candle and the line Light me when the bathroom becomes your permanent address.
It is a joke jar for friends who process chaos with bathroom humor. It is not medicine, not a treatment, and not a health claim. Light it for the bit, then open a window.
Perfect For:
- Unfiltered friends who send too many bathroom memes
- Gag gifts that skip the polite card
- Anyone who wants a candle that tells the whole story
Candle Details:
- 9oz jar in amber or clear glass
- Coconut apricot soy wax blend
- Cotton wick
- Multiple scent options
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