Housewarming Gift Soy Candle – "Hope Your New Neighbors Aren't Serial Killers"
The Hope Your New Neighbors Aren't Serial Killers soy candle is a funny housewarming gift jar with the original new-home line on the label. A first-apartment candle for friends who just got keys.
A dark-humor welcome gift that still belongs on the entry table.
Perfect For:
- New homeowners, first-apartment friends, and moving-day besties
- Housewarming gifts, closing presents, and welcome baskets
- Entry tables, coffee tables, and new-kitchen shelves
Candle Details:
- Soy wax jar candle
- Printed housewarming label with the original punchline
- Scent options as listed on the product
- Trim wick before each burn
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