Personalized Farewell Scented Jar Candle – \"Smells Like You're a Bitch for Moving Away\"
The Custom Smells Like You're a Bitch for Moving Away candle is a hilarious, personalized farewell scented soy jar candle designed to send off your favorite person with love and savage humor.
Featuring clean modern typography on a minimalist apothecary label, this candle can be customized with your moving bestie's name: "Smells Like [Name] Is A B*tch For Moving Away. Infused with a hint of betrayal, a bit of farewell tears, and a whole lotta I'm going to miss you!"
Perfect For:
- Going-away parties, cross-country moves, and coworker farewell gifts
- Best friends, college roommates, and sisters relocating to a new city
- Sarcastic housewarming gifts that combine real emotion with laugh-out-loud honesty
Candle Details:
- Hand-poured 100% vegan coconut soy wax blend for a clean, non-toxic burn
- 9 oz amber glass jar with an airtight black metal screw lid
- Lead-free cotton wick offering 50 to 60 hours of fragrant burn time
- Diameter: 2.8 inches; Height: 3.5 inches
- Crafted and hand-poured with love in the USA
Free shipping on all US orders over $50.
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