New Homeowner Closing Gift Scented Soy Candle – "congrats on your new home bitch..."
The "congrats on your new home bitch..." scented soy candle is an aromatic 9oz vegan coconut soy candle hand-poured in an amber glass jar, designed for housewarming parties, closing congratulations, and celebrating new keys.
Between endless mortgage paperwork and moving box chaos, give your favorite new homeowner an unfiltered laugh and an immediate upgrade to their living room ambiance.
Perfect For:
- Closing day celebration gifts and funny housewarming gift baskets
- Congratulating your best friend or sister on purchasing her dream home
- Setting on the fireplace mantel or kitchen counter for cozy evening light
Candle Details:
- 100% natural vegan coconut soy wax blend with premium fragrance oils
- 9oz amber glass container with lead-free cotton wick
- 50–60 hours of clean, soot-free burn time
- Hand-poured with love in the USA; cruelty-free and non-toxic
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