New Parent Gift Soy Candle – "CONGRATS! NOW YOU CAN FINALLY GIVE YOUR LIVER A BREAK"
Funny new-parent soy candle featuring the full print CONGRATS! NOW YOU CAN FINALLY GIVE YOUR LIVER A BREAK, a baby-bottle punchline in an amber jar.
Light it after the announcement. The joke is the toast they cannot actually drink.
Perfect For:
- Baby showers and pregnancy announcements
- Friends swapping wine for 2am bottles
- New-parent baskets that skip pastel fluff
Candle Details:
- Hand-poured natural soy wax blend
- Cotton wick in amber or clear glass
- 4oz or 9oz jars
- Keep within sight; trim wick to 1/4 inch
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