Cluster Fuc-k Fixer Custom Mug
When the project implodes, the timeline collapses, and three departments point at each other, one phone rings. Hers.
This funny work gift names the office's emergency service. Cluster Fu-k Fixer, personalized, on call permanently and unpaid for it.
Add the name right on the product page and we print it on the mug. The fixer, credentialed.
Who this is for:
- The coworker who untangles disasters before lunch
- The project manager whose real job title can't go on LinkedIn
- Anyone needing a funny office gift for the designated firefighter
- The fixer. The one they call. She already knows what broke.
Made for the emergency response schedule. Coffee before the crisis, coffee during the crisis, coffee reviewing what caused the crisis. Standard protocol.
What you get:
- 15oz white glossy ceramic mug
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Printed in the USA
- Makes a gift she will actually keep
Cluster: fixed. Credit: partial. Legend: complete.
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